I couldn't resist this
He sat there, quietly, hiding behind several others hoping that the buyer would soon arrive. A number of people had already bought some, but missed him. Then the fat lady appeared.
They say she picked up one, and ate himRaw! But there's no proof of it. Fear gripped his heart, as she approached the canopy.
He knew what would happen if she saw him and all his hopes would come to nothing. As she momentarily looked away, he managed to get behind even more of the rest.
Then her hands began grabbing. One brushed him and visions of doom flashed before his eyes, but she went on, picked up several others and left.
Finally it happened, at first the guy ignored him, looking at a few of the various offerings available. As soon as the man picked him up, he knew that fame was imminent.
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It's a sweet potato!
When I saw it I just had to write it up. How often do you get one of these that looks like a cartoon whale (artwork is mine).